I made a contract with Asmodeus
for Wealth and Money
MysticSerenity556 longs for Wealth and Money and with utmost humility, beseeches Asmodeus for guidance. In response, MysticSerenity556 commits to dedicating one day every month to serving a cause that is close to Asmodeus's heart.
I, MysticSerenity556, accept the terms of this contract, well aware of the consequences.
This contract is valid for eternity.