I made a contract with Satan
for Fame and Success
MysticMoon99278 deeply desires Fame and Success and earnestly implores Satan's assistance. As a token of gratitude, MysticMoon99278 commits to spending one day each month volunteering for a cause that is close to Satan's heart.
I, MysticMoon99278, accept the terms of this contract, well aware of the consequences.
This contract is valid for eternity.