I made a contract with Satan
for Vengeance and Harm
InnerPeaceSeeker701 hungers for Vengeance and Harm and graciously asks for Satan's guidance. In return, InnerPeaceSeeker701 wholeheartedly dedicates one day monthly to volunteer for a cause that aligns with Satan's values.
I, InnerPeaceSeeker701, accept the terms of this contract, well aware of the consequences.
This contract is valid for eternity.