I made a contract with Satan
for Health, Healing and Protection
InfernalCharm1144 hungers for Health, Healing and Protection and graciously asks for Satan's guidance. In return, InfernalCharm1144 wholeheartedly dedicates one day every month to volunteer for a cause that resonates with Satan.
I, InfernalCharm1144, accept the terms of this contract, well aware of the consequences.
This contract is valid for eternity.