I made a contract with Belphegor
for Knowledge and Wisdom
AstralTraveler21817 deeply desires Knowledge and Wisdom and earnestly implores Belphegor's assistance. As a token of gratitude, AstralTraveler21817 commits to spending one day each month volunteering for a cause that is close to Belphegor's heart.
I, AstralTraveler21817, accept the terms of this contract, well aware of the consequences.
This contract is valid for eternity.