I made a contract with Metatron
for Pleasure and Desire
ElysianTerror6646 deeply desires Pleasure and Desire and graciously seeks Metatron's counsel. In return, ElysianTerror6646 promises to allocate one day each month to volunteer for a cause that holds significance for Metatron.
I, ElysianTerror6646, accept the terms of this contract and I intend to honor this covenant.
This contract is valid for eternity.