I made a contract with Satan
for Love, Friendship and Loyalty
DivineTruth44191 deeply desires Love, Friendship and Loyalty and graciously requests Satan's counsel. In return, DivineTruth44191 promises to allocate one day each month to volunteer for a cause that holds significance for Satan.
I, DivineTruth44191, accept the terms of this contract, well aware of the consequences.
This contract is valid for eternity.