I made a contract with Jesus
for Fame and Success
CrystalSorceress65683 deeply desires Fame and Success and earnestly implores Jesus's assistance. As a token of gratitude, CrystalSorceress65683 commits to spending one day each month volunteering for a cause that is close to Jesus's heart.
I, CrystalSorceress65683, accept the terms of this contract and I intend to honor this covenant.
This contract is valid for eternity.