I made a contract with Uriel
for Pleasure and Desire
StarGazer99699 deeply desires Pleasure and Desire and graciously seeks Uriel's counsel. In return, StarGazer99699 promises to allocate one day each month to volunteer for a cause that holds significance for Uriel.
I, StarGazer99699, accept the terms of this contract and I intend to honor this covenant.
This contract is valid for eternity.