I made a contract with Satan
for Knowledge and Wisdom
FitnessJunkie88979 deeply desires Knowledge and Wisdom and earnestly implores Satan's assistance. As a gesture of gratitude, FitnessJunkie88979 commits to spending one day each month volunteering for a cause dear to Satan's heart.
I, FitnessJunkie88979, accept the terms of this contract, well aware of the consequences.
This contract is valid for eternity.